My Mom Is So Cool! (and a nerd)

This is what I found on my skype today. I’m afraid I might have a trekkie mom.

So, here’s Carol’s Log:

Carol: hey
Carol: day 3 and no word from the lost Ankaranians
Carol: our search has taken us to a strange place called Skype
Carol: it was reported to our crew members that miraculous portals to far reaches of the earth could be reached through this amazing thing called skype
Carol: but still no sign of our lost loved ones
Carol: we have sent out seekers who send “mesages” of certain encription, i.e. “nbr”
Carol: but all attempts to make contact have been in vain
Carol: if all else fails we will resort to the “mother” method
Carol: it is a subtle method that brings “feelings of great guilt” to the lost ones
Carol: so in fact they contact the mother ship themselves only to be chastized
Carol: while great relief can be obtained by this method( one of the oldest and most trusted) is not particularly favored
Carol: if all else fails, the most drastic measure of all (iphoning) will be implemented!

*Ankaranians: Ankara is the capital of Turkey and me and Eren are both from there.
**”nbr” is the short version of “naber”, which is basically the turkish wassup.