http://blog.denizeda.com/04/suprise-western-union-sucks/ Fri, 13 Aug 2010 08:57:30 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://blog.denizeda.com/04/suprise-western-union-sucks/comment-page-1/#comment-3052 Jeff Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:44:39 +0000 http://blog.denizeda.com/?p=58#comment-3052 Yeah, right on, Western Union Sucks. My sister sent me a Western Union Money Order, but guess who doesn't cash them? WESTERN F@#KING UNION!!!!!! Even THEY don't believe in their product. And guess who else doesn't cash then EVERY OTHER GOD D@MN FINANCIAL ENTITY ON THE PLANET!!! I tried my bank. I have an account. Hell, I have TWO accounts. Nope. I tried every other bank in town. Sorry, pal. I tried every place in town that sells Western Union, and every single one of them did not cash western union money orders. WTF is going ON here??? So I called Western Union and told them my unbelievable tale. I thought they'd be surprised to hear this, but no. They said, "Yeah that's right. You'll have to find a "check cashing" store. Well my town doesn't f@#king HAVE a check cashing store. Neither do the neighboring towns. And anyway, why the f@#k should have to go to some seedy joint five towns over just to cash your lousy-ass monopoly money?? So I'm getting ready to make the trip five towns over, but I figured I'd better call first. Good thing I did b/c the seedy check-cashing store won't cash the WU money order without, dig this.....the ORIGINAL RECEIPT!! Huh??? So my sister had to mail the receipt (good thing she kept it) to me, so I could cash this stupid money order. Say it loud, and say it proud: "WESTERN UNION SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yeah, right on, Western Union Sucks. My sister sent me a Western Union Money Order, but guess who doesn’t cash them? WESTERN F@#KING UNION!!!!!! Even THEY don’t believe in their product. And guess who else doesn’t cash then EVERY OTHER GOD D@MN FINANCIAL ENTITY ON THE PLANET!!! I tried my bank. I have an account. Hell, I have TWO accounts. Nope. I tried every other bank in town. Sorry, pal. I tried every place in town that sells Western Union, and every single one of them did not cash western union money orders. WTF is going ON here??? So I called Western Union and told them my unbelievable tale. I thought they’d be surprised to hear this, but no. They said, “Yeah that’s right. You’ll have to find a “check cashing” store. Well my town doesn’t f@#king HAVE a check cashing store. Neither do the neighboring towns. And anyway, why the f@#k should have to go to some seedy joint five towns over just to cash your lousy-ass monopoly money?? So I’m getting ready to make the trip five towns over, but I figured I’d better call first. Good thing I did b/c the seedy check-cashing store won’t cash the WU money order without, dig this…..the ORIGINAL RECEIPT!! Huh??? So my sister had to mail the receipt (good thing she kept it) to me, so I could cash this stupid money order. Say it loud, and say it proud: “WESTERN UNION SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

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